Metal Muffins
I’m starving T-T

someone order me a pizza. 

actualhumandisaster:

I kinda want to do a mani/pedi tomorrow but my Bitch Face is such that I can’t convey that I’m actually really friendly, I just want to sit quietly. People assume I’m rudely ignoring them and I can sense that they think I’m a twat and everything goes to shit for everyone.

My life is stupid.

Know that feel D:

goddamnitobama:

nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

  • Yes, this is agreeable
  • Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
  • What a surprising twist!
  • Aren’t human beings remarkable?
  • Splendid.
seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:


Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

seerofsarcasm:

satamoru:

plintoon:

satamoru:

zoann:

colormecalm:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
imageimageimageimageimage

Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

omg lmao xD

omg lmao xD

kiddwaynejohnson:

You know nothing about style Jon Snow

are you kidding me, I would wear the fuck out of that shirt. I need that shirt, it’s glorious. 

kiddwaynejohnson:

You know nothing about style Jon Snow

are you kidding me, I would wear the fuck out of that shirt. I need that shirt, it’s glorious. 

transinboots:

fantastic-nonsense:

batteur-senpai:

breelandwalker:

illischainsecho:

illalwaysbeyoungatheart:

gh3ttobla5ter:

cvmf:

Hades appreciation post.

He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.

He’s so sassy! I love it!

He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.

YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.

“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

best villain idc how inaccurate this is to the mythology *flops*

This movie is so totally inaccurate according to the myths, but it’s so funny and awesome I couldn’t care less.

Hades is my spirit animal

the-tomboy-femme:

mydrunkitchen:

(x)

Hannah Hart is wonderful.

That is all.

AlI want in life is to marry Hannah Hart.

I laughed at this for like 10 minutes

I laughed at this for like 10 minutes